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Pay $5 & save your place
At secure checkout, give us your name, your role, the wedding date, and your email. That starts the order and holds your place in the queue.
For best men, maids of honor & parents
The wedding is Saturday. Your toast is blank.
A finished wedding toast — written from your stories about this couple, ready to say out loud, and emailed to you within 24 hours. Flat $5.
You know the stories. You just can’t get them into four good minutes without sounding like a greeting card — or a roast gone wrong. Answer a short question form and we’ll turn your memories into a toast that sounds like you on your best day.
Secure checkout by Stripe. Delivered within 24 hours of your answers — or 6 hours with Rush.
2–5 minwritten to your chosen spoken length
24 hoursstandard delivery after answers
1 revisionone light revision included free
Simple from here
Three steps between you and a finished toast
No blank page. No generic template. Just your stories, professionally shaped.
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Tell us the real stories
Your personal form asks how they met, two or three memories only you could tell, the tone you want, your speaking length, and anything off-limits. About ten minutes.
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Rehearse from your phone
Your finished toast arrives by email as a PDF and as plain text in the message — ready to practise, print, or read discreetly at the head table.
What $5 gets you
Personal, polished, and the right length
Every toast is written from your answers. No templates, no fill-in-the-blank Mad Libs, and no jokes borrowed from a listicle.
- Your stories, structured: the laugh lands early and the heart lands last.
- Your exact length: written to real spoken timing — about 130 words per minute.
- Your tone: funny, heartfelt, or the blend you choose.
- Off-limits honored: anything you flag stays out completely — not even as a wink.
- Delivery tips included: pacing, pauses, eye contact, and what to do if you tear up.
- One light revision free: swap a story, soften a joke, or trim 30 seconds within 7 days.
Sample toast · Best man · 3 minutes
Funny where it should be. Heartfelt where it counts.
“…So Marcus is standing in the rain delay, holding two soggy hot dogs, and he turns to this woman he’s known for eleven minutes and says — completely serious — ‘Rain delays are how the universe checks if you’re worth sitting next to.’ And Elena — Elena didn’t move seats. Three hours of rain, a game that barely happened, and she stayed in the wet seat next to a man holding two hot dogs, one of which, I feel the need to state for the record, was also for him…”
“…I’ve known Marcus since we were nine years old, and I have watched him be sure about exactly three things: the ’08 Phillies, that his truck will ‘definitely make it,’ and — from that rainy night on — Elena. He was right about two of them, and the truck is a whole other toast…”
Sample written from fictional answers so no customer’s words are ever used. Yours is built entirely from your own.
Write mine from my stories — $5Optional add-ons
Make it yours
Add any of these at checkout with one click. Buy only what you need.
$3
Rush Delivery
Wedding this weekend? Your finished toast in 6 hours, not 24.
$3
Second Toast
A rehearsal-dinner version, a toast for a second speaker, or the same speech in a different tone.
$3
Vows Help
Personal vows drafted from your answers, in your own voice — about one to two minutes spoken.
$2
Rehearsal Audio Read-Through
Hear your finished toast read aloud so you can catch the pacing and practise along in the car.
$2
Thank-You Speech
A short, gracious reception thank-you — parents, wedding party, and guests all thanked by name.
Best value · Save $4
Standing Ovation Pack
All five add-ons: Rush Delivery, Second Toast, Vows Help, Rehearsal Audio, and Thank-You Speech. Bought separately, they would be $13.
$9
Questions
Before you ask the DJ for the mic
My wedding is tomorrow. Seriously — can you still do it?
Yes. Add Rush Delivery at checkout and answer the question form the moment it lands in your inbox. Your finished toast follows within six hours of your answers. It happens more often than you’d think — you’re not even close to the latest we’ve seen.
How fast do I get my toast?
Within 24 hours of your completed question form landing in our inbox — six hours with Rush. The clock starts on your answers, not your payment, and your wedding date sets your place in the queue: the soonest wedding writes first.
Is it really written for me, or is it a template?
Written for you. The structure is professional; every story, name, and detail comes from your question form. If a line could be said at a stranger’s wedding, we rewrite it.
I’m a terrible writer and a nervous speaker. Is this for me?
Especially for you. The toast uses short, easy-to-say sentences, and the PDF includes delivery tips. Add the $2 Rehearsal Audio and you can practise along out loud before the day.
What if there’s something I don’t want mentioned?
Use the required off-limits box on the question form. Anything you put there stays out completely — exes, one painful story, family friction, or anything else — and not as a joke about not mentioning it.
Can you make it funny without making it mean?
Yes. That is the house style: tease with affection, never write a line you would have to apologise for at brunch the next morning.
What if I don’t love a line or two?
One light revision is included free within seven days. Swap a story, soften a joke, or trim the length by replying to your delivery email.
Who’s behind Wedding Toast Writer?
Wedding Toast Writer is a McElroy Family Ventures service, a small family business. Toasts are written from your answers and delivered by email — no apps, no accounts, and no subscriptions.
Your stories. Our structure.
Walk up to the mic knowing exactly what you’ll say.
Flat $5. Finished within 24 hours of your answers. Written to the length you choose and the tone you want.
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